Jeff Rubin pon­ders Smurf height:

I was research­ing the aver­age height of a Smurf for an arti­cle and learned that Smurfs are often described as, “three apples tall.”…

That means Smurfs are about a foot tall. That’s up to your knees! I’ve always imag­ined Smurfs as, at most, one apple tall. Plus, then how do they live inside mushrooms?

(via Kottke)