Jeff Rubin ponders Smurf height:

I was researching the average height of a Smurf for an article and learned that Smurfs are often described as, “three apples tall.”…

That means Smurfs are about a foot tall. That’s up to your knees! I’ve always imagined Smurfs as, at most, one apple tall. Plus, then how do they live inside mushrooms?

(via Kottke)