Things I Learned From Terminator: Salvation

This note was first posted on Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 (9 months ago).

Last edited on June 10th, 2009 (9 months ago)

I saw Terminator: Salvation last night. Here are some things I learned:

  1. Everything in the future is EXTREMELY loud.
  2. There are fires everywhere, all the time, even in places uninhabited for extended periods.
  3. Despite the decimation of humanity, Sony [the Vaio line in particular] appears to be thriving.
  4. If your name is John Connor, people in the future will say it over and over again ad nauseum.
  5. If your skeleton has been replaced by metal, but not your internal organs, those organs can be donated.
  6. Even if you have a cold, hard, steel skeleton, you will still be warm enough for girls to cuddle you.
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